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La final de rubrică, babele vă mai spun câte ceva despre controlorul Maimuță, cel cu nasul mare. Ieri, babele se plimbau prin oraș când, într-un tramvai, controlorul Maimuță a prins un puști fără bilet. Cum dacă îi dădea amendă, nu se alegea cu nimic? Controlorul i-a cerut 5 lei de-o cafea, să-l lase să plece. Apăi, băiatul n-a avut ce să se facă și a dat și el ce a mai avut prin buzunare. Apăi, băi `nea controlor, du-te, bre, la Zoo, nu mai umbla liber prin tramvaie, că nu-i frumos așa…
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Numai că– mîncați. O proba , ceva aveți ?
Ziceti mersi ca maimuta nu era Dan Vornicu si baiatul nu era vreo diva de Galati, vedeati acolo plata in euro, nu lei, cobora mafiotul in tg cucu, pipa o tigare ca tot bosul, sorbind domnisoarele din vedere, si agasandu-le pe cele fara belet. E mare boss-tan prin targ, se stie de cand are vechime in cetepeu.