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Un vameş vine acasă şi o găseşte pe nevastă-sa dezbrăcată în pat, răvăşită şi cam ciufulită…
– Erai cu un bărbat? Spune! Unde e?
Deschide uşa la balcon, nimeni.
Deschide uşa la debara, nimeni.
– Aici nu e, zice el din nou.
Deschide uşa la şifonier, iese o mână cu 100 de euro. Vameşul îi ia.
– Hmmm, nici aici nu e… 🙂
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