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Ion urma să se-nsoare cu Maria. Taică-său îl ia deoparte şi-l instruieşte:
– Vezi, băiete, după nuntă trebuie s-o pui să se dezbrace, să dea jos budigăii şi o să vezi tu după aia…
În fine, vine noaptea nunţii. Ion se răsteşte la Maria:
– Dezbracă-te, fă!
Maria:
– Aoleu, mi-e ruşine.
– Dezbracă-te, că bag cutitu ista-n tine!
Maria se dezbracă.
– Aşa, acu dă jos budigăii!
– Vai, vai…
Speriată, mireasa dă jos budigăii, iar Ion o ia la cercetat pe toate părţile:
– Ce naiba, mi-o zis tata că pe-aici trebuie să fie o gaură… ?
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