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Într-o seară, soţul şi soţia se întorceau de la o petrecere. Urcând pe scări, el îi spune nevestei:
– Dragă, ai un fund cât o maşină de spălat!
Ea, deranjată de remarcă, nu îi răspunde însă.
Mai târziu, în pat, soţului îi vine chef de amor:
– Auzi, dragă, ce-ai zice să ne facem de cap…
La care ea îi răspunde:
– Pentru o rufă atât de mică, nu pornesc eu maşina de spălat. Mai bine spal-o la mână. ?
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